Catholic conversation

There were four Catholic men and one Catholic woman having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

Slim,

Tall,

38D breast,

24" waist,

34" hips.

When she walks into a room people say, "Oh My God!"

Secretary

A man was interviewing four girls for scretary's position. He thought of a question and asked each of of them:

"A Woman normally has two mouths. What's the difference between the two?"

1st: One can talk but other can't

2nd: One is vertical and the other is horizontal.

3rd: One is beard, the other isn't

the last one Answered: One is for my own use and the other is for my BOSS.

Man: You're hired